i imagine that these are very in-character things that these idiots would say while, perhaps, the Apocalypse was on its way and things were beginning to spiral out of control.

or maybe they’d just say these in every day situations. who knows. they’re kind of dramatic like that.

quotes are originally from brooklyn 99 (crowley) and the good place (aziraphale).

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